Left-Handed Phones

Introducing Left-Handed Phones from VirtualPBX!

Tired of wasting thousands of dollars on “cutting edge” technology products that claim to have all your needs covered but just leave you hanging? Tired of countless trips to the emergency room as a result of avoidable injuries from using the wrong equipment at work? Say goodbye to these situations and say hello to the only phone that’s right for lefties. All-new Left-Handed Phones from VirtualPBX are the pinnacle of user-centricity in product design. But don’t just take our word for it, let some of our satisfied customers speak for these Left-Handed Phone options themselves.

left-handed phone power user
If I hadn’t been recovering from an on-the-job injury caused by a right-only telephone handset, then maybe I would’ve been ahead of the competition at the Waterloo Convention. Instead I’m here sitting in exile at a satellite office for who knows how long. I’ll never use anything but Left-Handed Phones again.
Napoleon B.
Infantryman
left-handed phone power user
All my life I’ve been fighting for something like this left-handed phone, and nothing I’ve accomplished- which has been an awful lot, can go the distance against this powerhouse. These new left-handed phones are a knockout!
M. Pacquiao
"retired" boxer
left-handed phone power user
As an inventor myself, I know a thing or two about good design. These new left-handed phones are designed so simply and elegantly, you almost can’t even tell the difference between them and their right-handed counterparts. These left-handed phones are pure genius!
L. Da Vinci
Unemployed Painter
winfrey left-handed phones testimonial
These new left-handed phones are amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing! Definitely on the newest list of my favorite things!
O. Winfrey
Former television personality
left-handed phone power user
My favorite is the new color, Purple Haze.
My left-handed phone rocks, baby.
J. Hendrix
Musician
Hendrix Testimonial
Pacquiao Testimonial
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Shop Left-Handed Phones Now!

Reach into your front left pocket right now and dig out your wallet. These Left-Handed Phones from VirtualPBX are going fast and won’t last long! We have the latest in telecommunications technology and have partnered with the hottest brands to develop the pioneering new technology behind these groundbreaking new phones.


Initial stock of all left-handed phones will be limited to the first day of the fourth month of each year, heretofore known at the first of April, heretofore known as April Fool’s Day, heretofore known as one of our favorite days of the year. VirtualPBX.com, INC. is not affiliated with any military members from the French revolution nor does it condone any violence but it does believe that Waterloo is a funny name for a battle site. VirtualPBX is not responsible for any injuries, damages, or loss of property due to the improper use of right-handed phones by left-handed people, left-handed phones by right-handed people, or ambidextrous phones which do not exist and represent a simply preposterous notion for the future of technology. Misters Pacquiao, Hendrix, da Vinci, and Bonaparte are all non-paid, non-real, non-compensated fictitious machinations of an overly ambitious Marketing Department. The actually left-handed Ms. Winfrey is, however, entirely real, adequately compensated, and more precious than a lovely sunset over the Pacific Ocean. Unfortunately, though, Ms. Winfrey is not an actual VirtualPBX customer but we would happily provide a cadre of telephones and telephone accessories designed for left, right, or any other handedness that she so chose. Happy April Fool’s Day.